Alabama football and Duke basketball are dominant college teams full of future pros. The records of the Buffalo Bills and Cleveland Cavaliers demonstrate that they are bad teams at their level, namely the highest level in professional sports.
So, could Alabama beat the Bills?
Could Duke beat the Cavs?
No, neither of these things could happen, because neither of these games will ever be scheduled.
And, though some of your most tightly wound Twitter eggs will get angry at the mere mention of these arguments, our friends in Las Vegas are happy to oblige the hypotheticals.