Maybe it was just too perfect.
A three-day cruise this past February hosted by Rob Gronkowski, dubbed simply "Gronk's Party Ship," had everything you would expect the New England Patriots tight end to enjoy: performances by Flo Rida and Waka Flocka Flame, games of flip cup and just a general good Gronk time.
But if you were fortunate enough join Gronkowski on the boat, consider yourself lucky.
"I've heard they're not [doing it again] but if they do, I'm definitely going to be on it," Buffalo Bills fullback Glenn Gronkowski told WCMF radio on Wednesday.