The Buffalo Bills hosted the Miami Dolphins for Super Wild Card Weekend, with the Dolphins having roughly half their team healthy. The pesky porpoises put up a valiant fight, though, taking the Bills to the wire in a 34-31 decision in favor of Buffalo.
I’m talking about actual football, unlike usual, because this might be one of the most boring penalty recaps of all time — and I wrote one once where the Bills had zero Harm. That, at least, was interesting in its rarity. This game was just penalty crap. Oh well, let’s get to it anyway.