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Bobby Parnell – the Mets’ reliever was dumped to the disabled list after giving up four runs (and being charged with an error) during Sunday’s loss to the PiratesThe South Snohomish (Washington) Little League softball team -- “tanked” its World Series pool play game against North Carolina so the squad from Polk City, Iowa, would be knocked out of the tournament; then was forced to play the Central region champs in an elimination game – and lostEli Strickland -- the “Father of the Year” contender almost fell over a railing and dropped his 21-month-old daughter while reaching for an Albert Pujols home run ball during Monday’s game in Anaheim between the Angels and Chicago White SoxGeno Smith -- the Jets’ quarterback was photographed playing catch, against doctors’ orders, just two days after undergoing surgery to repair his broken jawEli Manning -- the Giants’ two-time Super Bowl MVP reportedly wants to be the highest-paid QB in the NFL; his current 2015 salary of $15.