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In Watchability rankings, Brooklyn Nets are "unwatchable cast of vanilla slowpokes" etc.

Grantland's Zach Lowe is out with the first part of his "watchability" rankings --officially the NBA League Pass Rankings. We'd call it piling on, but the pile is so high, it's more like climbing on. Lowe ranks the Nets at No. 28, sees the team as so bad it would have been last without Ian Eagle, Mike Fratello and the court design, "a masterpiece."

Doesn't the absence of sulkiness get us any points?

An unwatchable cast of vanilla slowpokes, misfits, and fringe players (and Thad Young) lifted from dead last by the only perfect "10" League Pass Minutiae score.