It doesn't matter what Joe Jordan does in life. For Italians, he will always be Lo Squalo. The Shark. 'I've been called a lot worse than that,' deadpans Jordan, speaking after training with Bournemouth last week. At 69, he's back in the game working as a coach with Jonathan Woodgate at the Championship club.
For those too young to know, this week might bring home to some of his new charges just how illustrious their coach's career was at its peak. Manchester United welcome AC Milan to Old Trafford, an A-list European fixture more suited to the Champions League than a Thursday night Europa League date.