First things first: Dog bless emergency starter Richard Fitts, filling in for the injured Tanner Houck, and his Yankees counterpart Clarke Schmidt for making it through five innings unscathed as I bathed my children and put them to sleep, meaning I missed, if anything, some righteous defensive plays and little else as the game was scoreless. What am I gonna do, lie to you? This is when I started watching and it just so happened to be the right time to have done so. Serendipitous! I wish I could say the same about the rest of it.