Xenophobic, Hate-Filled, Ignorant Racist Who Supports The Torture Of Children And The Murder Of Journalists And Ogles His Teenage Daughter's Friends (And Self-Identifies As (Of Course!) A Devout Christian) Would Like A Job As The Red Sox's Pitching Coach

When his grandiose dreams of returning to baseball are dashed on the rocks of reality, maybe he will threaten to run for Congress for the 116th time.

Samer Kalaf, Deadspin:

Curt Schilling Delusional Enough To Think He Could Be A Baseball Manager, According To His "Friends"

This little Bob Nightengale scoop starts on shaky ground by assuming there are people in existence who can tolerate Curt Schilling enough to be considered his friends, but it has a great punchline:

Yes, according to these friends, Schilling would love to be considered for the pitching coach gig for a team that made sure to lose his invite to a pregame ceremony for the franchise's most recognizable squad.