Mookie Betts has been traded to the Dodgers. I’m sorry.
This is a very sad day for me. F all of us, really. It’s really dumb that we decided we needed to trade Mookie Betts at all. Join me in praying he reaches free agency, and that we see the light and bring him back. Then all of 2020 will be forgiven as a fever dream.
Oh, right, the Red Sox got players back. One of them is Alex Verdugo. He’s pretty good at baseball. This article isn’t about Alex Verdugo though.