Tuesday was our first day out of the holiday break, and boy did we get some real live baseball news. For one thing, it was reported that the Red Sox offered J.D. Martinez a five-year deal. WOOO! That’s actual news and a thing to discuss, and that is rad as hell. Additionally, the Red Sox signed Ivan De Jesus Jr. to a minor-league deal. A real life signing! De Jesus Jr. is the player who will carry the Red Sox to their next World Series championship, of that I am sure. In case you aren’t able to tell, I am having a bit of a breakdown with this lack of action.