Here’s a headline that sure would suck:
James Paxton Exits First Start After Trade Deadline In Third Inning, Scheduled For MRI
But alas, the future has not yet been written! So let’s get our Marty McFly on and change that headline to something a little more fun:
James Paxton Exists Phillies Debut In Third Inning, Chaim Bloom Declares “No Backsies”
Ah, that’s better.
What else would you want to see over the final months of the season? How about Jarren Duran hitting FIVE doubles, Kiké Hernandez deciding to give up baseball for podcasting, or Bobby Dalbec taking to the mound once again and then immediately being traded?