Chris Sale is out for the rest of this increasingly accursed season after he (allegedly) fell off his bicycle near Boston College. This led me, a guy who doesn’t fall off his bike, to think about what I am almost certainly better or worse at than Sale, who did. The following list is inarguable but necessarily incomplete.
THINGS I AM BETTER AT THAN CHRIS SALE
Riding a bike
Doing crossword puzzles
Making crossword puzzles
Playing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Extended Edition)
Taking photos of my children
Blogging
Fitting into a Star Wars Storm Trooper costume
Playing Fantasy F1 (first place at summer break, woo hoo!