It’s May. The Boston Red Sox are in first place and bound for the World Series. Nobody can tell me differently. If you are upset that I’m jinxing it, then grow up, Peter Pan. Jinxes don’t exist. They are made up. * immediately steps on a rake *
Anyway. Where was I? Oh, right, the Red Sox. The first month of the season sure was fun and when I’m feeling good about my favorite baseball team, I sure want to be able to let everyone that comes into contact with me know about it.