COMMENTARY
The Red Sox stealing nine bases in victory on Sunday night is profound absurdity. By sports standards, anyway. The modern world has inflated the international absurdity benchmark impossibly high, but who knows? Maybe Triston Casas refuses to give up the microphone and locks himself in the dugout bathroom sometime this week.
I speak for all of us when I say: Get well soon, Tristan. You’re fun to watch play baseball. But also, maybe don’t get well and keep doing this a little while longer?
I wouldn’t call the Red Sox week at large absurd, but you might.