Jesus Christ, didn't anyone learn their lesson from last year?
Mike Lupica of MLB.com acknowledges that his (and his fellow writers') fanciful dreams of infinite home runs off the bats of Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Judge of the Yankees fizzled like month-old cola, but, undeterred, he promptly re-enlists in his fantasy world, telling himself that The Pinstriped Dong Show has simply been delayed by one year.
We were in the press box at The Trop on Opening Day of last season ...
The Yankees had beaten the Blue Jays, 6-1, and Giancarlo Stanton -- the new guy who had hit 59 home runs for the Marlins the year before -- had hit two on this day.