Welcome to Smash Or Pass, a new offseason series in which we’ll examine various free agent and trade targets to determine whether they make sense for the Red Sox. Today, we’re kicking off the whole series with the guy we’re kinda forced to start with: Shohei Ohtani.
Who is he and where does he come from?
He’s Shohei Ohtani, and while he allegedly comes from Oshu, Japan by way of Anaheim, it seems more likely that he comes from an advanced alien civilization that has engineered mastery over time and space.