David Ortiz’ retirement video is not even 24 hours old.
There are 318 days to go before his career ends.
But this retirement tour of his?
I’m already sick of it.
Before you start in with me, please, I know.
Ortiz hasn’t made an (expletive) peep about how he’s planning to deal with his swansong season.
But you and I both know that Big Papi is going to make a Big Deal about his retirement.
And while he’s certainly earned the right to go out with as much pomp, bling and huzzahs as he would like, just think how cool would it be if Ortiz were to tell his marketers and the Red Sox that he would like to low-key the whole affair and make it a one-off event.