Upon opening my laptop on Wednesday night, my preliminary objective was to propose a financially sensible, statistically sound means through which the Boston Red Sox might obtain a number two starting pitcher by entering into a mutual interchange with a certain baseball trading partner. However, as proceedings transpired at Fenway Park, I felt obligated to advance on to an alternative matter that, in my opinion, requires immediate address.
This matter has been exasperating me for quite some time; however, it reached a ferocious boiling point on Wednesday night, as the Red Sox commenced the eighth inning with an apparently insuperable 6-2 advantage over the Baltimore Orioles.