Dress codes exist almost nowhere in the world anymore. And when you do find one, it’s often something tongue-in-cheek like “mountainside chic” or “funky fresh formal.” But the Red Sox are turning back the clock. The team recently instituted a dress code for road trips, mandating sport coats for all players and coaches. No word on what the code is called yet, so I’ll suggest “post-game drink casual.” (Peter Abraham, Boston Globe)
Does Jarren Duran’s mullet conform to the dress code? Let’s hope so, because for all we know it’s his hair that gives him the power to play in every single game this season.