There’s a leftover hurricane drenching the East Coast while the flailing Red Sox sit in Florida, of all places, to begin their cursed season anew, after an Aceves-sent day off, in the worst building in baseball. That’s bad. On the bright side, Nathan Eovaldi is starting. That’s good! On the flip side of that, Charlie Morton, who is better than Eovaldi, is starting for Tampa Bay. That’s also bad!
I will forgo the Simpsons’ frogurt joke here and instead note how happy I am this game is at 6:40 p.