For the preservation of time and effort, allow me to delineate the only two individualities possessed by Fernando Abad that are worthy of mention; he is left-handed, and if one were to list every single player who has ever played in the Major Leagues, alphabetically from A to Z, Fernando Abad would be the sixth name encountered.
Nevertheless, seriously, permit to educate the reader on who exactly is Fernando Abad.
In the estimation of this author, the acquisition of Fernando Abad will have little to no effect on the Red Sox’s post-season aspirations. I expended many hours beholding his career numbers, hopelessly probing for just one infinitesimal need that his acquisition addresses; sadly, I was unsuccessful in my temporally intensive pursuit.