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Red Sox 1, Orioles 8: The Hospital Red Sox aren’t as fun as their basketball counterparts

If you follow the Celtics on the internet, you’ve probably heard of the Hospital Celtics. This is when the Celtics have a number of injuries and have to play with strange lineups, yet they seem to win far more often than they ever should. Today, we saw the Hospital Red Sox, and it didn’t go as well. They had J.D. Martinez in right, Steve Pearce in left, and oh yeah Christian Vázquez was playing second base. The worst part is, defense (at least from those guys) wasn’t the issue here.