The Red Sox, looking to keep momentum going after beating the reigning World Series champions on Tuesday, took on the Rangers again on Wednesday as Jarren Duran, fresh off a lenient two-game suspension, returned to the lineup just in time to make a second-inning throwing error and put the Sox down 1-0. The Aristocrats!
Did you know that Duran’s jersey sales spiked this week? That’s really stupid! Not stupid? Nick Sogard, who laid down a sacrifice bunt to tie it at 1-1 before David “Barry Larkin” Hamilton did this against Rangers starter and substitute math teacher Dane Dunning to make it 2-1:
¡Ahí viene David Hamilton!