If anyone asks why the WooSox allowed 12 runs, including 9 in the first 4 1⁄3 by the hand of starter Jake Faria, who now has an ERA of 7.11 and clearly does not look like he’ll be spending any time up on this Major League club this season, I can give two excuses: the game started at 11:05 AM, and Jake Faria was doing his best Chris Murphy AAA impression in anticipation of Murphy actually doing not too bad against Cleveland this evening.
I digress, though, because I’m going to speak the obvious.