Craig Calcaterra, Cup of Coffee, September 6, 2021:
Have you seen the special jerseys and caps Major League Baseball has rolled out for today's Labor Day games? The ones — like the traditional Mother's Day, Father's Day, Memorial Day, and Fourth of July uniforms — that you can buy at the team store, the proceeds of which will go to help displaced and disabled workers?
Hahaha, of course you didn't, because such uniforms don't exist. Labor Day is the only in-season national holiday that gets no commemoration from Major League Baseball whatsoever.