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Forget about Mike Minor. Alex Cora looked as ridiculous as anyone Thursday.

COMMENTARY

For two full seasons, Alex Cora was the darling of the baseball world, one of its hottest managerial prospects delivering a debut for the ages once the Red Sox gave him an opportunity.

On Thursday, he capped a crash back to Earth by looking like that most vulgar of managerial comparisons: Late-stage Bobby Valentine. As Ferris Bueller once told us, “Life moves pretty fast.”

Thursday afternoon‘s conclusion would have made the perfect final scene in a 1980s comedy, come to think of it. Cora, the loudmouth antagonist for the last few hours, stewing from a distance (to the strains of Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, probably) as he watched the underdogs celebrate saving the ski area and/or winning the campus Olympics to keep the frat house from being turned into condos.