It was a screw-up from the start. One day Don Orsillo was the play-by-play guy for the Red Sox for the foreseeable future and the next day he was not, and we were all worse off for it. Whatever else you think about it, you probably at least think that. You are wise, after all.
But if you are, say, Chad Finn, you’ve heard enough of it to last a lifetime. Finn is our true north; he shows us the way, even in the rare cases the way is dangerous, like now, and his way here is out the “It’s been five years!