At once both secular and sacred, Yankee Elimination Day occupies a special place in the hearts of millions. Conjuring images of blown saves, broken bats, and crying children from suburban New Jersey, Yankee Elimination Day represents hope in an increasingly chaotic world.
But what are the origins of his now famous holiday, and how is it traditionally celebrated? To help you navigate this joyous time of year, Over The Monster has compiled this guide to Yankee Elimination Day. Read on and, as always, celebrate responsibly.
History Of Yankee Elimination Day
The tradition began in 1929, when everyone realized once and for all that the Yankees were pieces of shit who stole a logo that was originally created to honor fallen police officers.