FORT MYERS — Worried that the Red Sox have ceded the American League East to the thumpin’ New York Yankees?
Are you concerned the Red Sox are still seeking a big bat to help fill the void left by the retirement of David Ortiz?
Are you, to put it nicely, a tad lethargic about the 2018 Red Sox?
If so, there’s a Dunkin Donuts on Beacon Street in Brookline, near Chestnut Hill, that can solve all your problems and put a smile on your face as you enjoy your cruller and large regular.
To hear Dave Dombrowski speak, it is a magical place where you’ll find actual, card-carrying citizens of Red Sox Nation who do not think the team’s president of baseball operations needs to make a big offensive splash to keep pace with the Yankees.