After the latest adventure in marksmanship, the Boston Red Sox have forced pitcher Henry Owens to walk back to Pawtucket from Chicago. No free pass as in free pass via six walks in Chicago. When last seen Owens had been on a gingerly pace on I-90 just south of Toledo, Ohio. Maybe a sympathetic fan or a Yankee fan will give Owens a lift?
My life is full of nuisances – obstacles that I tend to avoid out of some type of pathological fear my head will explode when exposed to them – clowns, of course, are on everyone’s list along with the nauseating calls from Cardholder’s Services, anything to do with healthy foods, the mystery of loading a dishwasher correctly, cats and the top of my list – walks!