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A’s 5, Red Sox 2: Sears Towers Over Boston, Catalogs Win

The Sox lost, 5-2.

I saw that in the headline

Obviously.

And the pun

Yes, JP Sears started the game and was pretty good through 5.2 innings, though he got some defensive help, as you’ll see.

So... anything you care to report?

I mean I’m not going to lie, I was putting the kids down after camp and missed when the A’s scored three runs in the third against Nick Pivetta.

You put your kids down?

Not like that, you nitwit.

So how’d the A’s score?

Appears to have been a hodgepodge affair, bleep blop bloop, etc.