As far as I’m concerned, the Arizona Diamondbacks have been the least interesting, most anonymous team in baseball for quite some time now. I am a night owl with an MLB.TV account, which means I’m something of a connoisseur of West Coast baseball; every season, I end up watching more of the Mariners, Dodgers, and Angels than just about another team that doesn’t play with a red ‘B’ on its hats. But the DBacks? Not interested. I hate their dumb, weirdly dark ballpark; I hate their largely interchangeable collection of mediocre ballplayers; I hate that they took an interesting guy like Zack Grienke and rendered him irrelevant.
Ah Shoot, The Diamondbacks Are Good
