With the offseason blazing by a quickly as Albert Pujols post-Thanksgiving meal and pre-Thanksgiving nap, topics related to the Boston Red Sox are few and far between. Hell, topics related to MLB as a whole are hard to come by. A random signing here and a stray rumor there are not going to keep the whistle of baseball fans wet for long—there are only so many times people can get jazzed up about what beat writers are potentially hearing.
We need stuff to write about to keep the lights on, folks!