Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 65?

Ever wonder how much a Sasquatch can bench press? Whether a chupacabra has emotions?

Perhaps not, since both are meaningless and the answers for each would be based on projection and hearsay.

Another such piece of information would be a value ranking of NBA players, like the recent list offered by ESPN that rates Boston Celtics Isaiah Thomas highest on the team and 65th in the league.

Now let's be clear - unlike a Sasquatch, Thomas is real. We have many confirmed sightings and hours of video footage.

There is no doubt he's large on the court while small in stature.

But, possibly like a chupacabra, he does have emotions, and Thomas might not be pleased to not be thought of as being in the top 50…