“What if everything works perfectly?” is the most useless question in the universe. But we’re going to ask it anyway.
In the entire history of the world, the number of times “everything” has just “worked perfectly” is exactly zero. Nothing ever goes exactly as it’s supposed to. Even if it’s 99.8 percent perfect, and that stray .2 doesn’t matter or change the result, it still is perfect. So, asking if the 2024 Boston Celtics will be perfect is simply not a serious question.
But I am not a serious person, so here goes: what if Jayson Tatum becomes a 45 percent three-point shooter and wins league MVP?