The first three games are in the books, and the results weren’t really very good at all. After the first week of real basketball, our proprietary AUERBACH system of evaluating basketball (Augmented User-Envisioned Reality Basketball Assumption and Categorization Hypotheses) is especially hard on most of the Celtics front court.
Overall, the frontcourt’s AUERBACH rating is down to 50.6, which means they’ve been average at best. Tyler Zeller’s 10.44 rating is at the low-end, while Amir Johnson (76.23) has emerged as the most dependable big of the first three games.
Here are the individual breakdowns:
Johnson (76.