Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
We’re a measly three weeks into the most highly-anticipated Celtic season in some time, and there are already more “fixes” for what’s ailin’ our boys than you can shake a stick at:
Move a disgruntled Rozier for a future asset? [addition by subtraction]
Replace the coaching staff? [Brad can only coach underdogs]
Send Irving to a fat farm? [Heinie hasn’t been wrong about much, has he?]
Amputate Smart’s shooting hand? [No Elaboration Needed]
Trade Cape Cod and a player to be named later to Louisiana for AD?