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So, you want to overreact to the start of the season? We may be able to help you do it right, and do it safely.
It’s perfectly normal to be emotional at the start of any new Celtics season. It’s been a while since anyone played real basketball, and the ring ceremony and the raising of Banner 18 are enough to make anyone tear up. But feeling that Boston is going to go 82-0 after dismantling the reloaded Knicks may be a sign that you need professional help.