In by-far the biggest news of the day, Jrue Holiday is available for trade! I wonder if the Celtics should go after him. We definitely should, right? Hmm… how about this trade? That draft pick goes there… carry the four, Pritchard can go home… Prit-ch-aaard ca..n g- hooooooooo…
(Warning: Celticsbrain overloading, consciousness slipping)
Oh, The Milwaukee Bucks have traded for Damian Lillard? Whatever.
That news was so seven hours ago. Lillard made his way out of Portland and will conceivably be tasting artisanal cheeses by early next week.