This is a recap you’ll never read.
It’s Saturday night and the Sox are facing the Yankees in the playoffs. Meanwhile I’ve volunteered to stay in and watch this crappy preseason game so you don’t have to, and then write about it.
It’s basically the equivalent of me volunteering to watch your Shih Tzu while you take my girlfriend out for a night on the town.
But the joke’s on you… I let the dog shit on the floor, drink from your toilet, and use your slides as both chew toy and humping practice. I also drank your booze and… well… just don’t use your toothbrush.