The Brooklyn Nets are, as predicted, terrible.
After a short stretch of defying the odds (and expert opinion), the Nets have fallen back to earth with a thud, making the hearts of Boston Celtics fans everywhere full of glee, and the hearts of Brooklyn fans - wait, are there still any Brooklyn fans?
I kid. Apologies to the Nets fan, I'm sure they're pretty pissed off at me, but there's plenty to be happy about for that squad, with a good new coach in Kenny Atkinson, and a quality management team in place headed by former San Antonio Borg - er, Spurs Assistant Coach Sean Marks.