The following is a Boston Celtics fan’s reaction to the first two games of the NBA Finals, as he looks to answer the question that no one asked: “How does a Celtics fan—whose team is not in any way, shape, or form participating in the NBA Finals— feel about what has thus far transpired?” I hope you enjoy.
The Heat have tied the NBA Finals after doing…whatever it is they do, and I — the resident Boston Celtics fan, who just witnessed this chicanery eliminate my team just one week ago — am here to provide insight.