On Monday, I wrote that Jayson Tatum forced me to believe in the Boston Celtics. And on Wednesday, I wrote my mock prediction of how the Miami Heat can win games during this Eastern Conference Finals despite a wildly less talented roster, which is exactly what happened.
And today I’m writing about how the Heat have somehow revolutionized winning NBA playoffs games through the most maddening witchcraft imaginable. Woohoo.
I’m hardly surprised, not confused whatsoever, and not even really that angry, since that was maybe the most predictable loss in NBA Playoff history. A solid first half was inevitable, since before anyone gets settled, the better players generally…play better.