Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. It’s an odd combination of sweet tanginess and salty cheesiness, and it’s genuinely gross. Separately, there’s nothing wrong with either pineapple or pizza. Together, though? Terrible. It’s an abomination, honestly. If you love Hawaiian pizza or just plain pineapple on pizza, this probably isn’t the article for you.
Marcus Smart is pizza and Terry Rozier is pineapple. Personally, I’m a fan of both the players and their food counterparts. It’s when these elements intersect that a problem forms. Both are “point guards” by definition, and they both spent time at the position running the offense.