I know there was a Celtics game last night, but I’ve actually been working on a spec script I wanted to share with you guys:
Kramer throws open the door.
Kramer: “We out-heated the Heat!”
Jerry: “We what?”
Kramer: “I’m telling you Jerry, we out-heated the Heat. The Heat, you know, the basketball Hea,t not the temperature heat? They have been, henceforth, out-heated!”
Jerry: “Who even are we?”
Kramer: “Not the Heat, that’s for sure.”
I’m not sure that I’ll be able to sell NBC on a revival of Seinfeld with such a bare-bones script, but hopefully the Celtics will provide us with more comedic beat downs of the Miami Heat so that I can fill an entire season.