While it might not feel like it, the Boston Celtics did alright in last night's lottery draft, in no small part because of an assist by the Sacramento Kings.
Hold on, you say -- didn't they louse up our victory lap over the Philadelphia 76ers by being so much better than expected this season? Well, yes, but they also could have had the luck to "land" the #1 overall pick, which would have handed it to those Joel Embiid-led Pennsylvanians (should we re-name the state "Processylvania?