“Hello and welcome to the first annual Armchair GM Summit, where ordinary fans like us come together to fix the NBA! I’m your host, Rick Pitino!*”
(Polite applause, but with a smattering of boos)
“With our unrivaled intellect and rock-solid temperament, we nail all the decisions ordinary GMs always seem to screw up, proving that they should all just ask us what to do and everything would be dandy. Each fanbase has sent a representative, so get ready for a fun weekend of fake trades and self-aggrandizement!”
(applause, a few whoop-whoops, and one guy saying “yeah!