COMMENTARY
If you think the Celtics need someone other than Danny Ainge making personnel decisions, you are either an unimaginative troll, a basketball dunce, or some incurable combination of the two.
Out of the kindness of my heart and my ongoing quest to join fans in appreciating good sports things, I’m going to take aim at providing a common-sense-based cure anyway. I will also try to avoid condescension, though if you’re getting your talking points from sports radio hosts who haven’t watched an NBA game since Sidney Moncrief’s heyday, condescension is exactly what you deserve.