The 82-game regular season is behind us. While the Celtics enjoy some time off, it’s time to time to hand out report cards for the regular season.
I have a complicated relationship with grades and report cards. My 10th grade geometry teacher failed me despite being one point away from the supposed inflexible “passing” mark of 60. On the other hand, in my first year at university, my introduction to astronomy professor passed me despite being further away than I’d like to admit from turning in an actual passing grade. Do I follow in the footsteps of grace like my astronomy professor or do I take out my teenage trauma on the 2024-2025 Boston Celtics?