Mark it down on your calendar, folks - a day I never dreamed of has arrived.
For years, I've absolutely bristled any time someone has suggested we bring Carmelo Anthony on board the Boston Celtics, but now...I'm ready.
I'm ready for all the wrong reasons, mind you - not because I believe something has substantially changed about the ball-hogging, ISO-playing, too-much-shit-talking-without-backing-it-up Melo we've come to know over the years.
Quite the opposite, actually, and if you mistook my description of him for Kyrie Irving, it's not a coincidence.